Today is a special day. At least, I think it is*, and so do one or two others (who have buggered off on holiday so I can't check with them to see if I'm remembering rightly). So, just in case it is, in the absence of something dedicated specifically** for the date, may I present instead, the updatednew Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Travel Map!
I'm sure Ms Scarlet must have managed to get to a post office by now, and that the Freakin Green Elf Shorts are winging their way to Mistress Maddie if, in fact, they are not gracing her shapely gams as I type!
* Or it could be 10 days hence? Or some other date entirely. My memory is unreliable at the best of times. EDIT 6 April: I have just discovered that the day in question is on some other date, months from now. Ah, well, at least it was an excuse to unveil the map!
** Such as a trip over the Cusp just like we didn't have for Ms Scarlet's birthday, or even my birthday, or even The Very Mistress's Sweet Sixteenth last month!