Still, I shouldn't grumble as its conducive for ambling around the countryside, demon dog or no!
The way up Toll's Hill is lined with bluebells
Behold! The terror that is Black Shuck!
On remote costal tracks in North Norfolk, beware of Black Shuck - a terrifying demon dog that will leap into your arms and expect to be cuddled like a baby while he licks your ear. Until - after about three seconds - he gets bored and wriggles out of your grasp to go and investigate a nearby hedgehog turd or similar.