Run! Run! As fast as you can!
I am moving again. As plummeting down the cliff in one's own home is practically unheard of in witchy circles*, I am moving out of Château DeVice and into a more life-prolonging gingerbread house....
View ArticleWishing you a Wonderful Winterval
Not quite a White Christmas, but a heavyish frost yesterday morning gave the illusion in certain sheltered areas up near Cromer Lighthouse. Yes, I managed to find a couple of hours to myself yesterday...
View ArticleThe Year of the Constellation Coven Awards
Good evening, and welcome to the 2018 Coven Awards! Yes, here we are again for our traditional, very selective look back at the year that was. This year - the Year of the Constellation - has not been...
View ArticleFireworks on the First Day
Poor Camera. I think I was asking too much of it to get up before sunrise and take some snaps before dawn broke, as these somewhat blurry photos illustrate. Read more »
View ArticleFound: Skywhales
I happen to have a spare five minutes, so in the spirit of "A Town That Cannot Always Be Found and Other Almost Forgotten Tales", may I present the happy ending of decades spent thinking about and...
View Article"Did I Win Yet? I'm, uh... Asking For A Friend
Well, as a matter of fact, you did! Yes, to mark this auspicious occasion - let's just say, your friend's anniversary of sorts - you win one of the first copies of this brand new unofficial and...
View ArticleLifeboats and Chalk Rafts
While chatting with Dinahmow (and later seeing her new header image), I remembered that I'd taken some photos down on the beach last weekend. So, as I don't have anything else planned, here they are...
View ArticleNot quite as "Oop North" as I thought, Duck...
I'm back, Duckies!* After two nights spent in the ancestral lands of the Derbyshire Dales for a solemn family matter, I'm safely back in Norfolk. Threats of apocalyptic snow storms and hurricanes the...
View ArticleChatsworth
So, here are the rest of my photos of Chatsworth, this time from Monday.Part of Chatsworth Park as seen from EdensorEdensor, a Chatsworth estate village, as seen (looking back) going over the hill...
View ArticleNot #adecadeago
In a rare moment of desperately attempting to appear "on trend", I thought I'd have a go at Ms Scarlet and Jon's #adecadeago meme. You know, the one in which ancient bloggers who haven't moved on to...
View ArticleIt's A Faaaake! Not The Art Of Star Trek - Caught Red Handed
Slightly dishevelled with an errant forelock. Mmmmm... It's been two weeks since my last post, so you'd think I'd have plenty to share, wouldn't you? Well, no, I've got bog all. Except for a load of...
View ArticleEye for an Eye
I was just allowing the Host to think about his top twelve sexiest Star Trek characters-He was "thinking" a little bit too enthusiastically, for my liking.Well, yes, but Captain Pike is rather a...
View ArticleGingerbread Boredom*
The day has finally arrived: I have vanquished the Gingerbread Board and become the owner of a newly constructed gingerbread cottagehouse mansion! What this means is that I shall inevitably be...
View ArticleMemories of Green
Those vile, green, ribbed-for-your-pleasure, posterior-pleasers - and, no, I'm not talking about those Freakin' Green Elf Shorts (currently awaiting their debut in Ms Scarlet's clutches) - have...
View ArticleHalf-Arsed...
I wish it hadn't been so long since I last blogged, as I am now right out of the habit, and finding it all a bit overwhelming. Plus, it looks like you've all been really busy, so I've got loads of...
View ArticleHexenhäusli deVice in the Arms of Orion
After haranguing in your multitudes, I - "Multitudes?!? I hardly think that an amount that can be counted on the fingers of one hand classes as haranguing.Even a Norfolk one. But not this one...And...
View ArticleA Discovery of Derrières
Originally, this bottom-related post was just going to be an aside in another post, as it only featured one pert posterior, that of the rather yummy Lieutenant Bryce (portrayed by the equally yummy...
View ArticleSomeone is monitoring my groyne!
Nice day for it Right. Now that Bryce's Bum is out in the open, I thought it was about time to get back to that laziest form of blog posts: photos from a walk on the beach. These photos are all from...
View ArticleIt's A Faaaake! Not The Art Of Star Trek - Disco 78
Now that I've managed to get one hastily slapped together post published (yesterday's groyne monitoring shenanigans), it's time for another. Yes, more Star Trek related nincompoopery with my entry...
View ArticleWind Score and Wishing for Blue
It is cold and overcast here on the North Norfolk coast today, so I'm not going out. Instead, I'm going to sit at my desk and draw pictures of Starfleet Redshirts falling over, in compromising...
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